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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Ah Huat, the "runaway"


The story of Ah Huat.

Everything started during the first day of my second semester. I reached my hostel the night before school reopened. To my VERY SURPRISE, I saw people doing 煮炒 right behind the house! I was damn freakin shock. BUT I DARE NOT SAY A WORD.

The only thing I ever do as in the response the above situation is to sms suting IMMEDIATELY bout the surprise she’d have tomorrow morning.

Our first conversation with Ah Huat earned us a bowl of rice. Because we told him we did not bring rice. We acted shy at first but end up accepting…(its manners !!!you don’t turn people down!) Because of this, I commented Ah Huat as a NICE uncle….and I thought we could really go on well.

I still remember that I settled most of my Friday lunch and some dinners by ordering from Ah Huat.

I still miss his cornflakes prawn and those thai-styled chicken. Even though those are just some sauce on some random fried prawn or chicken.

We even asked help from Ah Huat’s wife to help us on keeping our parcels. And, we also observed them.

HAHA.

Some of our findings:--

  • Ah huat’s wife always scolded Ah Huat although Ah Huat looks like a gangster!
  • Ah Huat always scolded rude words when people come to him for debt collection.
  • Ah Huat and his wife have few clothes, they keep on wearing the same outfits for sometimes 3 days in a row..
  • Ah Huat’s business was good on October but then, it got worse starting November.
  • Ah Huat don’t really care about cleanliness that much even in his cooking.

………………..

XD

He moved in since October 2009. And things only went wrong since end of December 2009…sighs...

During December, after I accumulated and calculated the utilities bills, I informed him. And that time, he is the middle of being driven away by the owner of our hostel and he needed a new place. I was so stupidly nice to him that I even said things like,

“its ok uncle, urm, u can pay me when you’re done with all this”

SHIT!!!!!

WHO THE SHIT KNOWS HE IS SUCH AN IRRESPONSIBLE JERK?!!!

A GOD DAMN JERK!

During January 2010, we started to receive bills of enormous amount.

RM1111 worth of Electric bill for 3 month.

RM678 worth of water bill for 2 months.

I was shocked!! I than struggled to inform Ah Huat as I got fed up and of course, scared of him. But still, as SuTing said, you’ll have to do it after all….

So I told myself, 早死早超生. I went and knocked on Ah Huat’s door.

I showed him the heart-attack-causing bills and he told me that he’d bank in the money to Uncle Aw(the one who is in charge of collecting our rent and deal with miscellaneous probs.)

Well, the next day,

AH HUAT RAN AWAY!!!!!ALONG WITH HIM, HIS CURLY-HAIRED PLUS CHICKY-VOICED WIFE!!!!

We were all stunned to this fuckin fact. Which thus end up, uncle aw asked us to move. BECAUSE OF THE MOTHER FUCKER AH HUAT, I NOW HAVE TO LEAVE MY BELOVED HOSTEL…..i’d pay if anyone can get ah huat for me to kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BULLSHIT!!!

HOW COULD HE EVER RUN AWAY?!!!

LOSER!!! COWARD!!! HE IS SO NOT GOING TO SUCCESS THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE!!!

He owed us 3 months of utilities bill and owed uncle aw 3 months rent….

Ah Huat. GodDamnItBullShit AH HUAT!

I’D CURSE YOU THE MOST UNPLEASANT LIFE!

Here is brief story of Ah Huat, the "runaway"......!!!

And enclosing, his picture.

click to enlarge!!!

Drawn by lee kahinn, with damn lot of hatefulness, 100% hatred and MotherFuckingBullShitGodDamnThisLoser feeling.

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